Unhungry unhungry hippos

So I'm over at mi bf's. And he's got pizza. Which he offers me. To which I reply 'c: No thank you I'm not hungry.'

And he stares at me for a moment. And the next 10 seconds go very much like this.



'No thank you I'm not hungry.'


He staaaares.


'Rly.'


He staaares.

'Not hungry.'


Still staring.

'Otay.'




I was at the doctor a few days ago, and she was like 'LOOK AT YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR BONES. YOU NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT.'

On a side note, the slice of pizza he force fed me with his eyes was delicious. >u>