NOT LACTATING.

So I get up today, and I'm excited. Cause it's gonna be a good day! It'll be awesome! I'm ready for the day! I feel excellent!

I get to work with my breakfast, I eat, then go to feed the freshwater fish! And even the food container is inspiring my excellent mood!

Yep! It's gonna be an excellent day!

Except it wasn't. 8I

I must've done something to make my boss angry. Because he's givin me all the crummy jobs that not even new folks get.

Yesterday he has me pick out all the dead snail shells, find the live ones and move them like so. (At this time the section they're going into has rocks in it)

So I do it. And it takes me forever. And then today, he wants me to move all the rock out of that section, and into the two next to it.


I finally get it all moved over, and I've got hundreds of little bristles in my hands at this point. So I have to soak them in acid. Which sucks. You find every little cut on your hand ever.

Oh hydrochloric acid, I do enjoy putting my hands in you. 8I Except not. I ended up moving the rocks to different tanks like, 8 times. Just swapping out which of the four they were in. And moving snails some more.

And then I accidentally leaned too far into the rock tank and soaked juuuust enough of my shirt that it looked like I had lactated on myself. I was like 'Ah yes, the day only gets better'.

I did however buy a betta at the end of the day. He's blue with orange fins and blue at the edges of his fins. I named him Albert. And he is my betta.

Unhungry unhungry hippos

So I'm over at mi bf's. And he's got pizza. Which he offers me. To which I reply 'c: No thank you I'm not hungry.'

And he stares at me for a moment. And the next 10 seconds go very much like this.



'No thank you I'm not hungry.'


He staaaares.


'Rly.'


He staaares.

'Not hungry.'


Still staring.

'Otay.'




I was at the doctor a few days ago, and she was like 'LOOK AT YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR BONES. YOU NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT.'

On a side note, the slice of pizza he force fed me with his eyes was delicious. >u>

Hongry seems pretty accurate

It's about, 12:21 AM. I'm pondering over how to get this blog ball rolling (to no avail mind you) so I turn to my bestie Beans for advice.

×|× IF I WERE A MAN WITH GILLS I WOULD BE A FISH ×|× says:
-doesnt know how to start-
humpiguacivore says:
Say something awkward about your vagina to break the ice
while i get a poptart

Sooooo. It's got teeth. We'll go with that.

Here. I'll show you.
And now that I know that no one will ever be able to read what I write on pictures, i'll never do that again.

I have a tattoo that-

Except it doesn't look anything like that at all.

The next blog i'll probably have something more interesting to say. As for now, I'm just dickin around...